The Turnout Error 404 Tee

$50 USD

Turnout? What is this turnout you speak of? Does not compute.

Every ballet dancer knows the struggle, whether it's trying to rotate those hips during tendus, when you look at your feet in the mirror during that allegro combination, or when your teacher gives you that look when they see your fifth position. It's okay, just slip on this tee. Because hey, I'm trying, there's just a system operating error when I'm trying to execute my turnout.

Also available in Pistachio as a Unisex tee!
Color: Black
Size:
Quantity:

Only 1 piece in stock!

Fit and Feel

  • Perfect fit - not too loose, not too tight
  • Perfect feel - supersoft and smoooooooooth
  • Round neck collar

Why We Love It

  • Made from 100% organic, sustainably-grown cotton
  • Supersoft, breathable and comfy (it's basically the tee-shirt equivalent of a fluffy puppy)
  • Ethically-made using UN labour-certified, eco-friendly production methods
  • Designed with love and pizza

 

Our tees follow EU sizing - for the equivalents in your country's size, please refer to this handy size guide! Please note that a EU small is equivalent to a US XS. 

 

S M L XL 2XL
US / Canada 0 - 2 2 - 4 4 - 6 6 - 8 8 - 10
Australia 4 - 6 6 - 8 8 - 10 10 - 12 12 - 14
France 36 - 38 38 - 40 40 - 42 42 - 44 44 - 46
UK 2 - 4 4 - 6 6 - 8 8 - 10 10 - 12
Italy 34 - 36 36 - 38 38 - 40 40 - 42 42 - 44

 

Turnout? What is this turnout you speak of? Does not compute.

Every ballet dancer knows the struggle, whether it's trying to rotate those hips during tendus, when you look at your feet in the mirror during that allegro combination, or when your teacher gives you that look when they see your fifth position. It's okay, just slip on this tee. Because hey, I'm trying, there's just a system operating error when I'm trying to execute my turnout.

Also available in Pistachio as a Unisex tee!

Fit and Feel

  • Perfect fit - not too loose, not too tight
  • Perfect feel - supersoft and smoooooooooth
  • Round neck collar

Why We Love It

  • Made from 100% organic, sustainably-grown cotton
  • Supersoft, breathable and comfy (it's basically the tee-shirt equivalent of a fluffy puppy)
  • Ethically-made using UN labour-certified, eco-friendly production methods
  • Designed with love and pizza

 

Our tees follow EU sizing - for the equivalents in your country's size, please refer to this handy size guide! Please note that a EU small is equivalent to a US XS. 

 

S M L XL 2XL
US / Canada 0 - 2 2 - 4 4 - 6 6 - 8 8 - 10
Australia 4 - 6 6 - 8 8 - 10 10 - 12 12 - 14
France 36 - 38 38 - 40 40 - 42 42 - 44 44 - 46
UK 2 - 4 4 - 6 6 - 8 8 - 10 10 - 12
Italy 34 - 36 36 - 38 38 - 40 40 - 42 42 - 44

 

Customer Reviews

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Carmen M
Great quality, super nerdy shirt!!

I was so glad to learn this shirt had been restocked! It’s comfy, good quality, and hilarious in so many ways! Cloud and Victory advertises as being “worn by the world’s best dancers”, but I’m sure happy there’s room for the worst (me)! Haha!!

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Naomi Shadix
Peak ballet meme-ism

C&V never lets me down with bringing top notch ballet memes and puns on quality apparel. This shirt is no exception. Soft, comfy, flattering. A+

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Alex
Fabulously soft and gloriously comfortable

Immediately comfortable from the first wear I was happy to roll right into class and proudly display my terrible turn out! I love that I feel good about where this shirt comes from, how it’s made and how it feels. Thanks!

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Tara Snowden
Perfection

Excellent fit, super soft, high quality, unique, love it!

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masako takimoto
my second T-shirt

I got assemble T before and size M was a bit big for me (5’4).
So this time I ordered size S and it fits perfect!
I’m in love with the cool and fun design.

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Based on 11 reviews
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Carmen M
Great quality, super nerdy shirt!!

I was so glad to learn this shirt had been restocked! It’s comfy, good quality, and hilarious in so many ways! Cloud and Victory advertises as being “worn by the world’s best dancers”, but I’m sure happy there’s room for the worst (me)! Haha!!

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Naomi Shadix
Peak ballet meme-ism

C&V never lets me down with bringing top notch ballet memes and puns on quality apparel. This shirt is no exception. Soft, comfy, flattering. A+

A
Alex
Fabulously soft and gloriously comfortable

Immediately comfortable from the first wear I was happy to roll right into class and proudly display my terrible turn out! I love that I feel good about where this shirt comes from, how it’s made and how it feels. Thanks!

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Tara Snowden
Perfection

Excellent fit, super soft, high quality, unique, love it!

m
masako takimoto
my second T-shirt

I got assemble T before and size M was a bit big for me (5’4).
So this time I ordered size S and it fits perfect!
I’m in love with the cool and fun design.